Thursday, March 29, 2007

5:06 AMYou see, there were once 2 girls who lived in the countryside and grew up together. One of them was called Dumber and the other one (Dumber's friend) was called Cow. The story goes like this...

Dumber and Cow may seem to be the best chums in the world (well thats what Dumber thought) But NOOOOOO! Being innocently dense, Dumber was oblivious to the fact that Cow was actually not really pleased with the fact that Dumber was her friend. Well, thats cause Dumber was obviously more dumb than cow is. Cow could have dumped Dumber. But then she wants Dumber to stay at her side so that she can always find someone who scores lesser than her in exams or tests. That way, she can feel superior. Like "oh ho! Im not the one who scored the lowest!". But Cow doesn't know that Dumber isn't really that dumb. (how do we know that?) 'cause Dumber soon noticed the Cow's attitude towards her as compared to others was different...

"How much did you get?" Cow asked, her face flustered. (cow did well obviously)
"Not very good. I failed." Dumber replied gazing down at the result sheet she was clutching onto.
*gasp* "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~! How the hell did that happen?!" Cow asked "worried". Which in actual fact, deep down, she's grinning with glee.

"How much did you get this time? You failed?" Cow asked, anticipating for the answer she always get.
"Fortunately, NO. I got 27/30" Dumber smiled with contempt.
"WOW! Thats high! I got lower than you! Only 20/30!" Cow then looked away...

Everyday, Cow and Dumber would play catch on the green pastures. But then being more plump than Cow, Dumber would always stagger and trip. Then a look of annoyance would spread across Cow's face. Dumber DID apologize over her incompetence to catch up with Cow. But Cow would ignore her and look longingly at the sporty people who were playing ball, a short distance away from them. And Dumber had noticed this as well.

Every night, while DUmber was lying on her bed, a scene would appear in her mind...

Do you really think you're that smart huh? (poke) YOu think I'm dumb. But I'm not! (poke poke and places hands on hip) Well sorry for not being fast enough! Sorry for not being able to be like your other outstanding friends! (poke) PLAY WITH THEM! I'm just a substitue aren't I?(turns and walk away)

But Dumber aint dumb. Hence she didn't do anything that would make her gain enemies.
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Its okay to not understand the story. I dont. Its funny that some people who grew up in the countryside can be so cunning! Isn't it?! SCARY!!!

Oh yes. Phoenix and Dragon aren't together anymore. So they're something like the sea anemone and the clownfish now...